SO YOU THOUGHT THE EASTER BUNNY WAS A HELPLESS, PLUSHIE-LIKE PACIFIST

He certainly isn't.

Could anyone on Earth realize that the Bunny is a space alien, aside from a seasoned warrior and master chocolatier?

The last fact is probably the hitherto only known one.

William Joyce's Guardians books, currently on my shelves, delve into the untold backstories of beloved Anglo-Saxon folkloric characters like the Easter Bunny, Santa Claus, and the Tooth Fairy.

If you intend to read them: beware!

Your view of fantasy worlds will never be the same...